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				What better way to kick off your Wednesday evening then to have Chiefs' new starting quarterback Tyler Thigpen mock rear-entering a skeletal model. Maybe Coastal Carolina University had just recently generated enough funding to support a human anatomy class and he was just overly excited. Remember, the school's football program <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastal_Carolina_University#Athletics">began five years ago</a>. That actually might be one of the only groupies the team had.  Or perhaps this is a more recent photo and Tyler is demonstrating what he's going to <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/160/story/800756.html">do to the Atlanta Falcons defense this weekend</a>. Regardless of the motivation, rejoice Chiefs fans: your skeleton-banging quarterback is here to resuscitate your offense. Whitlock must be pumped.

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Tonight, it's hump day, so find your own skeleton and get boning.

Tomorrow, we've got an excerpt from Jeff Pearlman's ridiculously entertaining "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Boys-Will-Be-Cowboys-Dynasty/dp/0061256803/?ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221688526&sr=8-1&tag=gmgamzn-20">Boys Will Be Boys</a>" novel, plus Drew Magary's weekly Jamboroo fiasco. So, it'll be a great day to be stoned at work.


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