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			<title><![CDATA[Coach Extraordinaire Marty Schottenheimer Finally Captures That Elusive Title]]></title>
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				"Aaron Rouse returned one of his three interceptions 46 yards for a touchdown to help the Virginia Destroyers win the United Football League championship game, 17-3 over the Las Vegas Locomotives on Friday night. ... The Destroyers gave coach Marty Schottenheimer his first pro title."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5852745/coach-extraordinaire-marty-schottenheimer-finally-captures-that-elusive-title" title="Click here to read more about Coach Extraordinaire Marty Schottenheimer Finally Captures That Elusive Title">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Oct 2011 12:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[UFL To Conduct Player Draft On Twitter Tonight]]></title>
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				You know one entity that was thrilled with the NFL lockout, nonplussed when a judge canceled it, and is probably glad that it's been reinstated? The UFL!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797726/ufl-to-conduct-player-draft-on-twitter-tonight" title="Click here to read more about UFL To Conduct Player Draft On Twitter Tonight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 May 2011 13:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Soccer Mistress Is Not Gonna Be Ignored]]></title>
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				 <em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5694838/soccer-mistress-is-not-gonna-be-ignored" title="Click here to read more about Soccer Mistress Is Not Gonna Be Ignored">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 Until its inevitable death next month, the United Football League will serve as an outlet for almost-rans to continue playing despite not getting tapped into the NFL steel-cage match. That's a good thing. I guess.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5647806/jeff-garcia-and-maurice-clarett-make-america-a-sadder-place" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Garcia and Maurice Clarett Make America A Sadder Place">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 25 Sep 2010 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Proof That JaMarcus Russell Isn't Even UFL Quality]]></title>
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				The Raiders have signed J.P. Losman, fresh off a championship with the Locomotives. This could be a redux of the Kurt Warner story, only if Warner had already failed in the NFL and his top receiver was Louis Murphy. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4746457">ESPN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5427426/proof-that-jamarcus-russell-isnt-even-ufl-quality" title="Click here to read more about Proof That JaMarcus Russell Isn't Even UFL Quality">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ladies And Gentlemen, Allow Me To Present Your UFL Champions, The Las Vegas Locomotives]]></title>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jimfassel" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jimfassel" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jimfassel/">Jim Fassel</a>-coached <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lasvegaslocomotives" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lasvegaslocomotives" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/lasvegaslocomotives/">Las Vegas Locomotives</a> beat the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #floridatuskers" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #floridatuskers" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/floridatuskers/">Florida Tuskers</a> 20-17 in overtime in front of 14,801 fans to claim the first UFL championship. And what a way to cap off a thrilling, pressure-packed UFL season. [<a href="http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2009/nov/27/locomotives-win-inaugural-ufl-championship-overtim/">Las Vegas Sun</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5414318/ladies-and-gentlemen-allow-me-to-present-your-ufl-champions-the-las-vegas-locomotives" title="Click here to read more about Ladies And Gentlemen, Allow Me To Present Your UFL Champions, The Las Vegas Locomotives">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:45:53 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The UFL's Locomotives had planned to play a "home game" at the Home Depot Center Friday, but canceled it after concerns about ticket sales. Fitting, since good taste drove the Rams and Raiders out of town too. [<a href="http://www.dailynews.com/sports/ci_13812582">LA Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5407901/los-angeles-where-football-goes-to-die" title="Click here to read more about Los Angeles: Where Football Goes To Die">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[UFL Actively And Proudly Destroying Letters From Fans]]></title>
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				So the fledgling league may not have many fans. Fine. But you'd at least expect them to want to hear what those fans have to say, instead of eradicating feedback Mission Impossible style.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5392228/ufl-actively-and-proudly-destroying-letters-from-fans" title="Click here to read more about UFL Actively And Proudly Destroying Letters From Fans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The UFL will be providing "on-helmet exposure" to their primary sponsor this season. I am shocked. The UFL will provide helmets? [<a href="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/09/ufl_fans_be_prepared_to_see_ad.php">SF Weekly</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5355457/ufl-players-are-basically-just-human-billboards" title="Click here to read more about UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The United Football League unveiled its team names and uniforms this week, just hours before tickets went on sale for games you did not realize were taking place, featuring players that may not exist. Is this really happening?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5336770/the-ufl-might-actually-be-a-practical-joke" title="Click here to read more about The UFL Might Actually Be A Practical Joke">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:20:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Losman To Bring Down Overall Quality Of Play In Whole New League]]></title>
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				The UFL finally has its marquee player. The former Bills QB finally has a starting job. Unfortunately for the both of them, those aren't unrelated statements.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5319909/losman-to-bring-down-overall-quality-of-play-in-whole-new-league" title="Click here to read more about Losman To Bring Down Overall Quality Of Play In Whole New League">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The UFL Draft is tonight. No one knows the rules and the results won't be announced, but that's okay because no one knows when the season starts or where the teams are even located. Catch the fever! [<a href="http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/06/18/ufl-draft-will-start-at-630-pm-edt/">PFT</a>; <a href="http://stocklemon.blogspot.com/2009/06/2009-ufl-mock-draft.html">StockLemon</a>; <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-UFL-lands-J-P-Losman-various-other-quarter;_ylt=Ak2nkxLm0fJCD0PqMka9c7tDubYF?urn=nfl,171135">Yahoo</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5295827/imaginary-league-holds-fantasy-draft" title="Click here to read more about Imaginary League Holds Fantasy Draft">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:15:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Denny Green and Jim Fassel are back coaching pro football, and there may be a spot for Michael Vick as well. Welcome to the wonderful world of the UFL!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5168427/the-united-football-league-is-what-we-thought-it-was" title="Click here to read more about The United Football League Is What We Thought It Was!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:00:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Remember that Communications 101 class you took where you'd spend hours inspecting the Land O Lakes package with a magnifying glass to search for penis-shaped trees? That was fun. But thankfully the United Football League has taken a less than subtle approach with its subliminal message. Yes, it very well could be a football launching a star out of it &mdash; or, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12447">as Ufford says, a "clam eating a starfish"</a> &mdash;  but whatever it is, it's obviously meant to titillate the senses in a way that most other professional football league logos do not.  You know, ones that don't rely upon the questionable imagery of a pistachio deep-throating a Christmas ornament.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5101987/this-ufl-logo-is-easy-to-swallow-but-hard-to-take-in" title="Click here to read more about This UFL Logo Is Easy To Swallow, But Hard To Take In">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:15:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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Note the U. The UFL, United Football League, is a six team start-up league with decent backers&mdash;Mark Cuban among others. The UFL plans to begin play in 2009 (originally planned on a 2008 start) and would play all of their games on Fridays in the fall. Teams would be based in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Orlando, New York, and Hartford. UFL games would be on Friday because, interestingly, the NFL is banned under federal anti-trust law from playing any games on Friday (after 6 in the evening) within 75 miles of any high school or college game. Who's reporting that Vick might be a target of the UFL? <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/08/10/ufl/index.html">Peter King, of course</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5035517/michael-vick-coming-to-a-ufl-field-in-2009" title="Click here to read more about Michael Vick Coming to a UFL Field in 2009?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:00:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Finally, a pro football league with second-rate players which plays on Friday nights in places like San Antonio and Sacramento. <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18946282/">It's like someone has been recording our dreams!</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/264730/mark-cuban-has-a-thing-for-girdle-pads" title="Click here to read more about Mark Cuban Has A Thing For Girdle Pads">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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