This starts out as a pretty great shot-for-shot remake of the American Express commercial from Major League. It's funny for a while—the costumes are right, and those Italian dudes are doing a good job at delivering their lines—but then you remember that the original scene ends with Willie Mays Hayes sliding into home and oh my god, Italian baseball team, please don't do what I think you are about to do...

Dammit, Italians.

h/t Daily Wax