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Swansea City, or "The Welsh Barcelona" as nobody in their right mind calls them, have been doing rather well this season. Despite losing their second dapper manager in as many years after Paulo Sousa left for Leicester, they are currently second in the Championship and playing some proper tidy football. More »
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Sal Paolantonio interviewed Bart Scott back in January, after the Jets defeated the Patriots, 28-21 in the AFC semifinals. As the ESPN YouTube video would have us believe, Scott "literally [flew] over" to Paolantonio, talked about nosebleeds and believing for a bit, and ended his shining moment with an exuberant "CAN'T WAIT!" Just five days later, Scott registered a trademark for men's, women's, and children's apparel with the United States Patent & Trademark Office. He "revealed" the trademark in an interview this morning, the day after possibly violating his NFL contract by stepping into the ring in TNA iMPACT!. What a week for Bartholomew. The Jets haven't yet commented on the wrestling debut, but if there is a lockout next year, Scott will look for back-up earnings from all of those awesome "CAN'T WAIT!" T-shirts that nobody will be buying. That is, of course, until hipsters pick them up in bargain bins at the Salvation Army 15 years from now. More »
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"Taylor, 51, was taken into custody by the Town of Ramapo police after being accused of raping someone in the Holiday Inn Holidome Hotel in Suffern."[CBS] More »
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Today's entirely creepy and queasy story comes to us from ... well, from The U, which probably isn't entirely surprising. But this isn't a fun tale of coked up strippers or the Seventh Floor Crew. This one involves child porn and the school's child porn. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372874&view=rss&microfeed=true This photo is from Charlie Weis' gastric bypass trial. We hope that's not actually Charlie, and it's not lifesize. [Yahoo ! Sports More »
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