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			<title><![CDATA[Ku Klux Klan Costumes Ruin Otherwise High-Spirited Night Of Bowling At Umpire Training Academy]]></title>
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				Today's <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/10/sports/baseball/umpiring-school-loses-baseball-relationship-over-behavior-at-party.html?scp=2&sq=umpire&st=cse"><em>New York Times</em> has a report</a> about an umpiring school, and it's not one of those puff pieces about Joe West's country music career.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884172/ku-klux-klan-costumes-ruin-otherwise-high+spirited-night-of-bowling-at-umpire-training-academy" title="Click here to read more about Ku Klux Klan Costumes Ruin Otherwise High-Spirited Night Of Bowling At Umpire Training Academy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Yorvit Torrealba Receives 66-Game Suspension For Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --> The Rangers catcher's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5870959/">physically expressed frustration at a prior strike call</a> earned him 66 games in Venezuelan winter ball, which is the rest of this season and all of next. We wonder how broken up he is about it, considering <a href="http://deadspin.com/5290971/">his son was kidnapped in his home country a few years back</a>, and the worst thing he's ever had to deal with in MLB was<a href="http://deadspin.com/5825022/"> a dugout fart cloud.</a> [<a href="http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/7390132/texas-rangers-yorvit-torrealba-suspended-66-games-venezuela-hitting-ump">ESPNDallas</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5871144/yorvit-torrealba-receives-66+game-suspension-for-slugging-a-venezuelan-league-umpire" title="Click here to read more about Yorvit Torrealba Receives 66-Game Suspension For Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:00:33 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Yorvit Torrealba Spread The Holiday Spirit By Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --> Rangers catcher Yorvit Torrealba is spending the offseason playing for his hometown Leones del Caracas of the Venezuelan League, and after missing badly for strike three took his frustrations out on the umpire in an ugly way. It was, if my Spanish is correct, <a href="http://www.2001.com.ve/noticias_2001online.asp?registro=177323">one of two attacks on the home plate umpire in the game</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5870959/yorvit-torrealba-spread-the-holiday-spirit-by-slugging-a-venezuelan-league-umpire" title="Click here to read more about Yorvit Torrealba Spread The Holiday Spirit By Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:42:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[An MLB Umpire Forgot The Count Last Night And Held The Game Up By Making A Phone Call (Video)]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dom Cosentino]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Evening: That Sign Behind Home Plate Sums It Up]]></title>
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				 <em>Your p.m. roundup for Aug. 25, the day we <a href=http://gizmodo.com/5834117/beef-jerky+potato-chip-hybrid-is-the-pinnacle-of-human-innovation>discovered beef jerky potato chips</a>. H/T to Dan for the photo. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5834540/this-evening-that-sign-behind-home-plate-sums-it-up" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: That Sign Behind Home Plate Sums It Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Made Stubby Clapp Angry]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: bLlAba4DgEU --><!-- /videoId: bLlAba4DgEU --> There are very few memorable players with just 25 career major league at-bats. And yet, we vividly remember Stubby Clapp from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlAba4DgEU">his brief 2001 stint with the Cardinals.</a> What could it have been?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5827040/you-made-stubby-clapp-angry" title="Click here to read more about You Made Stubby Clapp Angry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				After the shouldabeen perfect game, Armando Galarraga and Jim Joyce wrote a book together. Because they've got a business relationship, says MLB, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=6617450">Joyce would not be allowed to work any games involving Galarraga's teams. </a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5807976/baseball-gets-it-right-on-officiating-where-the-nba-falls-short" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Gets It Right On Officiating Where The NBA Falls Short">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: k2YrgkQ82ls --><!-- /videoId: k2YrgkQ82ls --> The one-time super prospect is working on his skills in the Dominican. The Orioles are thrilled with his shitfit development. [<a href="http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2010/11/picked-off-felix-pie-throws-sit-fit-in.html">Bob's Blitz</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5699796/felix-pie-throws-major-league-tantrum-in-winter-league-ball" title="Click here to read more about Felix Pie Throws Major League Tantrum In Winter League Ball">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5658951/rays-fans-just-blue-themselves" title="Click here to read more about Rays Fans Just Blue Themselves">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Oct 2010 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Last Night's Winner: The Case For Robot Umpires]]></title>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like <strong>the fallibility of man</strong>, or at least of third base umpire Bob Davidson, whose blown call cost the Marlins the game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5606274/last-nights-winner-the-case-for-robot-umpires" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: The Case For Robot Umpires">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Aug 2010 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Doesn't it seem like umpire Joe West is in the news a lot lately? That's no accident, thanks to his publicist. Yes, an umpire, who's only doing well when he's not being noticed, has a publicist. And a country record!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5549142/renaissance-man-joe-west-umpire-singer-attention-whore" title="Click here to read more about Renaissance Man Joe West: Umpire, Singer, Attention Whore">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 May 2010 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <!-- videoId: CWSM77wDM3c --><!-- /videoId: CWSM77wDM3c --> We know very little about Norm, other than the fact that he works amateur baseball games in Montreal, and he has a very unique style of calling the game. We love Norm. Won't you love Norm too?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5536560/meet-norm-the-melodramatic-montrealer-ump" title="Click here to read more about Meet Norm, The Melodramatic Montrealer Ump">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 May 2010 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jose Offerman Lives The Dream, Punches Ump]]></title>
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				We here at Deadspin prefer it when athletes commit their assaults on the playing field. It means we get to see it all on video.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5450149/jose-offerman-lives-the-dream-punches-ump" title="Click here to read more about Jose Offerman Lives The Dream, Punches Ump">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jan 2010 10:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Like many others, I assumed that Major League Baseball would have no choice but to cave in and expand the use <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #instantreplay" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #instantreplay" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/instantreplay/">instant replay</a> this offseason, but I underestimated the league's commitment to <a href="http://deadspin.com/5401758/upon-further-review-baseball-is-stupid">completely ignoring public opinion</a> at all times.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5402278/you-cant-drag-baseball-into-the-21st-century" title="Click here to read more about You Can't Drag Baseball Into The 21st Century">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:20:53 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Baseball <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4642344">won't be expanding instant replay</a> anytime soon, because baseball doesn't want its outcomes to be an accurate reflection of what transpires on the field so much as an expression of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5386724/tim-mcclelland-believes-in-his-heart-that-nick-swisher-didnt-tag-up">the yearnings in Tim McClelland's heart</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5401758/upon-further-review-baseball-is-stupid" title="Click here to read more about Upon Further Review, Baseball Is Stupid">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:12 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #worldseries" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #worldseries" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/worldseries/">World Series</a> umpires managed to botch two double play calls in back-to-back innings last night leaving fans to once again wonder if a trained beagle couldn't do a better job refereeing playoff baseball games.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5393464/another-rough-night-for-the-umpires" title="Click here to read more about Another Rough Night For The Umpires">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Anyone else getting tired of umpires holding postgame press conferences to breakdown their poor decision making processes? It's bad enough we have to listen Joe Girardi explain his terrible bullpen moves, but this is getting out of hand.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5386724/tim-mcclelland-believes-in-his-heart-that-nick-swisher-didnt-tag-up" title="Click here to read more about Tim McClelland Believes In His Heart That Nick Swisher Didn't Tag Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:15:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Is this the worst postseason umpiring we've seen since Eric Gregg and Livan Hernandez?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5386290/awful-umpiring-the-human-element-they-said" title="Click here to read more about Awful Umpiring: The Human Element, They Said">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You know it's one of <em>those</em> postseasons when the umps are getting ripped even for getting the calls correct.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5384269/its-a-dutiful-play-in-the-neighborhood" title="Click here to read more about It's A Dutiful Play In The Neighborhood">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The umpires managed to not screw up the Phillies-Rockies game last night (I think), but that hasn't stopped people from continuing to talk about <a href="http://deadspin.com/5379841/what-is-wrong-with-our-fragile-baseball-umpires">how horrible</a> they are. Today's solution? Let's turn baseball into tennis!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5380515/baseballs-robot-revolution-is-coming" title="Click here to read more about Baseball's Robot Revolution Is Coming">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's been a pretty rough offseason for the men in blue, as it seems like nearly every game of the incredibly brief Division Series (plural) has had at least one horribly blown call. These umps are anything but championship caliber.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5379841/what-is-wrong-with-our-fragile-baseball-umpires" title="Click here to read more about What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:00:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Sorry Daulerio, but butt-chin down there wasn't even the most flamboyant person at a Phillies game <em>this week</em>. That'd be Dancin' Tim Tschida.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5371511/dancing-ump-brings-joy-to-meaningless-games" title="Click here to read more about Dancing Ump Brings Joy To Meaningless Games">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Victorino's inexplicable ejection prompted Sporting Blogger, Dan Levy, to seethe: "Somewhere along the way in, umpires forgot the game isn't about them. They stand on the field to call balls and strikes, out and safe, and that's it"  [<a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/29537/mlbs_black_eye_not_p-e-ds,_but_u-m-ps">SportingBlog</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5334283/all-the-umpires-must-be-shot" title="Click here to read more about All The Umpires Must Be Shot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For as much glory as there is to be had in Little League &mdash; and not just by the 13-year-old with the mustache &mdash; there are more disheartening components. <a href="http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2009/07/umpire_told_derek_jeter_he_did.html">Like the umpires.</a> Those guys were the pits.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5308878/yankees-wont-be-joining-umpire-for-post+game-pizza-party" title="Click here to read more about Yankees Won't Be Joining Umpire For Post-Game Pizza Party">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				No, umpire Mike Winters was not fucking kidding you when he punched Matt Kemp out on strikes on Saturday and if you think he's fucking kidding you, then you're the one who is fucking kidding yourself.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5283015/does-mike-winters-look-like-hes-kidding" title="Click here to read more about Does Mike Winters Look Like He's Kidding?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Umpire <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TODD TICHENOR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TODD TICHENOR" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/todd-tichenor/">Todd Tichenor</a> has been savaged&mdash;<a href="http://deadspin.com/5272743/todd-tichenor-got-his-moneys-worth-last-night">savaged</a>!&mdash;by citizens of the cyberworld for getting a little ejection happy last night, but there is one anonymous internet commenter who will not stand for this aggression! Rights will be wronged, one message board at a time.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5272971/a-lonely-voice-rises-to-defend-todd-tichenor" title="Click here to read more about A Lonely Voice Rises To Defend Todd Tichenor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 May 2009 17:00:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Umpire <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TODD TICHENOR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TODD TICHENOR" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/todd-tichenor/">Todd Tichenor</a> made history (maybe? probably not) when he ejected four people in one inning of the Red Sox-Twins game last night. Hey, when you're a temporarily fill-in just called up from the minors, you've got to take your shots when you can get them.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5272743/todd-tichenor-got-his-moneys-worth-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Todd Tichenor Got His Money's Worth Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's not QuesTec anymore. No, Major League Baseball has an even newer-fangled tool to monitor balls and strikes and I'm sure the league's umpires are just thrilled about it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5193955/who-watches-the-umpires" title="Click here to read more about Who Watches The Umpires?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Tim McClelland has been calling major league games since before some steroid users were born, and he is a passionate defender of the rules of the game. Unless those rules involve steroids.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5155692/baseball-umpire-doesnt-see-anything-wrong-here" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Umpire Doesn't See Anything Wrong Here">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:00:14 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>So, today is the last day for end-of-year retrospectives. We've got at least one more of our own. Today: Bad, bad referees.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5121263/the-year-inbad-officiating" title="Click here to read more about The Year In...Bad Officiating">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:15:30 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You remember that <a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/category/nba/2007/05/04/what-that-racist-refs-paper-really-means/">NBA refs-are-racists study from a few months ago?</A> Well, if you thought baseball &mdash; a sport that's never had any racism, ever &mdash; was immune from that, wrong wrong wrong, you.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/289306/about-that-racist-umpire-study" title="Click here to read more about About That "Racist Umpire" Study">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There are so many ways to express your displeasure with an umpire. You can boo; some do this quite effectively. You can send him angry letters. You can say nasty things about him on a message board. Or you can throw pizza at him.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/278842/kicking-pepperoni-on-the-ump" title="Click here to read more about Kicking Pepperoni On The Ump">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Keith Hernandez has been curiously silent about Ria Cortesio, who on Thursday <a href="http://www.newsday.com/sports/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-bbo-female-umpire-exhibition-game,0,4676397.story?coll=sns-ap-sports-headlines">will become the first female umpire to work a Major League baseball game</a> since 1989. Likewise, Cornbread Maxwell could not be reached for comment, as Cortesio, 30, will work the bases for an exhibition game between the Diamondbacks and Cubs in Mesa, Ariz. We're not concerned about a woman umpiring a Major League game, of course. But we are a little worried about the type of weather they get in Mesa this time of year; judging from this photo, she may want to fill her pockets with rocks if the forecast calls for wind.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/247397/my-mother-the-ump" title="Click here to read more about My Mother The Ump">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Umpire Joe West was the crew chief for the World Series that just ended and apparently nobody watched. Cowboy Joe West ... hey, that's the same guy!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133792/dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-umpires" title="Click here to read more about Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Umpires">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As mentioned regularly here, we're not that much into gambling, mainly because we find watching sports stressful enough without our parents' rent check riding on it, but thankfully our pals at <a href="http://www.oddjack.com">Oddjack</A> has a stronger taste for vice than we do. And he has unearthed a useful tidbit today, one we've always wondered why more people don't pay attention to.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133102/previewing-the-inevitable-umpiring-fiascos" title="Click here to read more about Previewing The Inevitable Umpiring Fiascos">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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