unlv runnin rebels - In A Shocking Development, Jerry Tarkanian Has Switched From Towels To WonderPretzels

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By Timothy Burke Mar 9, 2012 9:00 AM

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In A Shocking Development, Jerry Tarkanian Has Switched From Towels To WonderPretzels

Legendary Runnin' Rebels coach Jerry Tarkanian watched his old charges dispatch Wyoming in the Mountain West tournament last night, and in doing so revealed the source of his recently-increased girth. May we recommend he return to a diet of fiber-rich Egyptian cotton?

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