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			<title><![CDATA[Idiot Utah Sports Columnist More Or Less Calls Amar'e Stoudemire A Dumb Negro]]></title>
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				Doug Robinson, the resident paste-eating troglodyte at the <em>Deseret News</em>, has gone and <a href="http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700189314/NBA-players-starting-a-new-league-Get-serious.html?pg=1">written a truly remarkable column this week</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5851783/idiot-utah-sports-columnist-more-or-less-calls-amare-stoudemire-a-dumb-negro" title="Click here to read more about Idiot Utah Sports Columnist More Or Less Calls Amar'e Stoudemire A Dumb Negro">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:13:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Karl Malone Talks About The Impact Jerry Sloan Had On Karl Malone]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Utah's Ban On Beer Sales Forces Baseball Team To Fold]]></title>
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				The independent St. George RoadRunners ceased operations this week, with the owner citing the absence of beer at the ballpark as the critical factor. You try watching semi-pro ball, in the desert, surrounded by Mormons, and do it sober. [<a href="http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700053344/Minor-league-baseball-St-George-franchise-ceases-operation-lack-of-beer-sales-blamed.html">Deseret News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5604624/utahs-ban-on-beer-sales-forces-baseball-team-to-fold" title="Click here to read more about Utah's Ban On Beer Sales Forces Baseball Team To Fold">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:30:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[USC Wins Hypothetical Playoff According To Vegas Odds]]></title>
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Leave it to Las Vegas to sate all our needs. Even those we didn't know we had before. (I'm looking at you midget escort service.) Everyone knows that the idea of a playoff is so awfully complicated that it would require a Manhattan Project-level commitment before anything could happen. Or, you know, a sports book could just seed the top 8 teams based on the final BCS standings and run the odds for each of those match-ups. Like the guys at <a href="http://www.betonline.com/welcome/welcome.aspx">BetOnline.com</a> did. The result is a USC victory. But what would the odds look like on your Oklahoma-Penn State game? Or your Florida-Texas Tech game? Click on for the colorful bracket. Then wipe away the drool from your computer keyboards.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5105550/usc-wins-hypothetical-playoff-according-to-vegas-odds" title="Click here to read more about USC Wins Hypothetical Playoff According To Vegas Odds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:45:49 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Thursday Night Preview: Maryland at Virginia Tech and #12 TCU at #8 Utah]]></title>
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Remember how I said that Versus stole a march on ESPN back when TCU played BYU and Florida State was playing N.C. State on Thursday October 16? Yeah, it's happened again. Only this time the game is on CBS College Sports. Which, if you're like me, you don't get on your television package because Comcast doesn't carry the channel. Or even allow you to purchase the channel for more money. Awesome. None of that changes this fact though: The Mountain West Thursday night game is infinitely more interesting than the ACC game. Between them TCU and Utah have 18 wins and a single road loss at Oklahoma. Meanwhile Maryland and Virginia Tech are driving their fans insane. Neither fan base has any clue what to expect tonight, or any night for that matter, this season.  				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5078396/thursday-night-preview-maryland-at-virginia-tech-and-12-tcu-at-8-utah" title="Click here to read more about Thursday Night Preview: Maryland at Virginia Tech and #12 TCU at #8 Utah">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:00:23 EST]]></pubDate>
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Thursday night college football arrives with a televised double-header. ESPN brings us Pittsburgh at South Florida and something called the Versus Network brings us Oregon State at Utah. Like me you have no idea if you have actually have Versus and if demanded on pain of death to give ten guesses as to what the channel number is, I'd be dead. So would you. Leaving one to wonder, as always, who negotiates the Pac-10's television contract? Anyway, excluding the baseball playoffs (hurry up and end), these games are better than anything on Thursday night television excluding <em>The Office</em>. And, let's be clear, if Michael Scott and Stanley could call one of these games in character the awkward awesomeness of this pairing would beat anything in college football this season. Except for when Charlie Weis got bowled over against Michigan. Nothing beats that. On to the preview.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5058204/thursday-night-football-previews-pitt-at-south-florida-oregon-state-at-utah" title="Click here to read more about Thursday Night Football Previews: Pitt at South Florida; Oregon State at Utah">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>We're looking at every NBA Playoff series through the eyes of both Free Darko. Here's Free Darko's look at the Los Angeles Lakers-Utah Jazz series. Your author is Bethlehem Shoals.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/386929/free-darko-on-los-angeles+utah" title="Click here to read more about Free Darko On Los Angeles-Utah">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In a high school game in Utah &mdash; explaining the distinct lack of melanin on the court &mdash; a ridiculous downcourt heave brings the house down, as much as anything can bring the house down in Utah. Our favorite part about this is the announcer, probably a bored high school kid, just trying to wrap up the game so he can get home by curfew ... and then something amazing happens, and he has absolutely no idea how to handle it. We probably wouldn't either.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/229264/the-electric-chuck" title="Click here to read more about "The Electric Chuck"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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