So noted greaseball Darren Rovell tried to steal Mark Sanchez's alleged valentine, Kate Upton, away. Presumably the Sanchize took this personally, offended that his belle would even loiter for minutes in the company of a charlatan like Rovell.

Or maybe he took the words of Victoria's Secret fashion show casting tsarina Sophia Neophitou to heart:

"We would never use" Ms. Upton for a Victoria's Secret show, Ms. Neophitou said by telephone last week from London. And, while Ms. Upton has, in fact, modeled on occasion for the company's catalog, her look, said Ms. Neophitou, is "too obvious" to be featured in what has become the most widely viewed runway show in the world.

"She's like a Page 3 girl," Ms. Neophitou said, referring to the scantily clad voluptuous women featured in The Sun, a London tabloid. "She's like a footballer's wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy."

Scorching. Sanchez needs the company of a less obvious beauty, we suppose. Santonio Holmes is that beauty.

@santonio10 you want to be my Valentine?

— Mark Sanchez (@Mark_Sanchez) February 15, 2012

Tone hasn't responded to Sanchez. Which is sort of what he was accused of doing in the first place.

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