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By Dashiell Bennett Mar 8, 2010 3:45 PM

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Canadians Also Win Gold For Synchronized Peeing

The City of Edmonton charted water consumption during the hockey gold medal game and found that the whole damn town apparently saved its "business" for the intermissions. [Pat's Papers]

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