It’s storytime with Vin Scully, who is calling his 67th and final Dodgers season. His train of thought directed by an RBI single by Arizona’s Nick Ahmed, who wears uniform No. 13, Scully launched into a recitation of just how much the number 13 means to this great nation—with brief interrupts to call Austin Barnes’s at-bat.
See? Not so bad. Though I kind of want to join the Freemasons now, for some reason.