Ever since Joe Lavin announced he'd bought a copy of Jose Canseco's Vindicated earlier today, people — OK, some people — have been curious what EXACTLY Canseco said. After the jump, the selections from Vindicated concerning Alex Rodriguez.

(UPDATE: As you probably would have expected, Simon & Schuster asked us to take down their excerpts, and we have complied. But you still know what's in them, not that you shouldn't buy the book anyway.)