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By Conor Hastings Feb 5, 2012 1:07 PM

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Here’s All The Acts Of Violence You’ll See In Tonight’s Super Bowl Commercials

Big hits won't be exclusive to the on the field action tonight. Here's a look at all the violent hits you'll get to witness when the game isn't going on.

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