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Are your knuckles sore from punching people in the face for 25-30 minutes at a time? Well, current WBC heavyweight champion Vitali Klitschko knows a thing or two about that, and he's used every trick there is to try and reduce the swelling of bruised and busted hands. But now he's finally found the secret and is ready to share this miracle cure with you. It's simple: just wrap your swollen hands in diapers soaked in your child's urine. More »
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Vitali Klitschko made his return to the ring after a retirement that lasted nearly four years, all the while looking like he'd never left the gym. The man who retired with the WBC heavyweight title showed his age in the form of some gray hairs and a slightly softer torso, but his precision in the ring was perfect in an eight-round ass kicking of Samuel Peter in Germany. Later in the night Chad Dawson took center stage in Las Vegas with another statement win, this time in dominating fashion against the IBO and IBF light heavyweight champ, Antonio "Mason Dixon" Tarver. More »
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Lennox Lewis wants to make a comeback to the boxing ring. Who's he going to fight? Someone else who's coming out of retirement, of course, because that's all that's really left in boxing. An old-timers day in boxing would be rather redundant. More »
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