We opened last night's GIF roundup with this pre-game NFL Network moment of Chiefs fans at a Philadelphia bar, but the whole episode really deserves close analysis. There's just so much going on here, so we we slowed it down a bunch & uploaded it at the full HD resolution.

(We recommend you hit that HD button & view it in fullscreen.)

Here's just a few of the characters we're fond of in this tableau. Point out your favorites below!

Wacky Chiefs Fans In Philly Deserve High-Def, Super-Slow-Mo Treatment

We don't know if he actually touched Melissa Stark, but he sure looks like he wants to!

Wacky Chiefs Fans In Philly Deserve High-Def, Super-Slow-Mo Treatment

We are really fond of this couple and want to know their backstory. They are worth a watch just on their own.

Wacky Chiefs Fans In Philly Deserve High-Def, Super-Slow-Mo Treatment

This man appears to suffer the agony-ecstasy cycle several times during the segment.

Wacky Chiefs Fans In Philly Deserve High-Def, Super-Slow-Mo Treatment

Don't overlook finger-licker's pal, either.