Oklahoma City's MASH unit is in town to play the Nets tonight. Should be a good one.

I increased my offer to $10 and Emma told me to fuck off and emailed them to me for free. Here's four hours' worth of IM conversations trying to give away a free ticket to a basketball game.

Kyle Wagner:

i took emma's nets tickets off her hands for tonight

do you want to go watch the nets

Jason Schreier:

i really do but i probably have to go home and play more dragon age

Kyle Wagner:

lol

Jason Schreier:

i know

life is hard

Kyle Wagner:

hey idiot

plans tonight?

Dave Mayers:

In Mexico idiot

Kyle Wagner:

goddammit

Kyle Wagner:

do you have any interest in going to a bad basketball game?

i took emma's tickets off her hands for the nets tonight, but no one wants to go see this terrible game.

Julia:

i need to chill tonight

im still pooped

Kyle Wagner:

do you wanna go to this terrible nets game

Greg Howard:

i'm not puchasing shit haha

Kyle Wagner:

it's FREE

Greg Howard:

haha

damn

i'd go for free

yea i'm in

[Two hours later]

can't go to the game anymore

fantasy draft

Kyle Wagner:

do… you… wanna go to this nets game

Tom Ley:

NO KYLE

ask emma

"i have an extra ticket"

"wanna go?"

Emma Carmichael:

i'm blocking you

Kyle Wagner:

barry, do you want to go to this piece of shit nets game

Barry Petchesky:

I don't

Kyle Wagner:

fuck

Kyle Wagner:

do you want to go to this nets game literally no one wants to go

Tommy Craggs:

i would but i was planning on going to gleason's

Kyle Wagner:

are you around tonight? do you want to go to the nets game?

Jason Concepcion:

im working on shit. goddamit. thanks for the invite tho

Kyle Wagner:

do you want to go to a basketball game that won't be very exciting, but it's free?

Kate Dries:

when

Kyle Wagner:

tonight

in two hours

Kate Dries:

who is playing

Kyle Wagner:

the nets and the thunder

Kate Dries:

well i was going to go to the gym and then do some more work and then research who i should vote for

Kyle Wagner:

this isn't usually how yeses start, but i'm holding out some hope

Kate Dries:

who bailed on you for this unexciting basketball game

Kyle Wagner:

so far, emma, ley, greg, barry, my friend dave, julia a, and craggs

Kate Dries:

wowwww

Kyle Wagner:

it's a very bad game

Kate Dries:

so im...8th

Kyle Wagner:

…….

Kate Dries:

honestly the badness of the game doesnt really bother me i just should probably continue detoxing my body

but thank you for the invite

Kyle Wagner:

oh also jason schreier

Kyle Wagner:

do you want to go to the nets game

Samer Kalaf:

kinda but i really do have laundry to pick up

Tipoff is 7:30 EST.