ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "1. Volquez. Must. Be. Higher. 2. Drop Harang doooooooooooown." — unctarheels 8178

(Re: Fantasy baseball rankings)

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "David Stern can't afford to let the [Sonics] move if he cares about his own credibility." — JBBronco044

• Dr. Robotnik can't afford to let [Sonic] get all the Chaos Emeralds if he cares about his own credibility. —GenesisFan93 (neworiginals)

• Mr. C can't afford to let [Fonzie] move above the garage if he cares about his own credibility — Potsie1954 (RowdyRoddyPeeper)

• The Chicago Sun-Times can't afford to continue to employ Jay Mariotti if it cares about its own credibility-logicalsportsfan044 (BigRicks)