ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Wind-aided or not, it's the fastest time ever by a human, and that is impressive." — Mmayes211

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• Hi Kobe, Phil Marblemouth, LA Journal. Speaking of flavors, can you tell us anything about Shaq's backside? (David Hume)

• A backward herd would result in Colin making a salient point for once. —Schrutebagger (francois_leroux_speedskater)

• Classic religious backwards herd thinking. Paul of Tarsus was the flavor of this millennium's Christianity - FNietzsche (The Joy of Cesc)