<![CDATA[Deadspin: Wake Up, Deadspin]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Wake Up, Deadspin]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/wake up, deadspin http://deadspin.com/tag/wake up, deadspin <![CDATA[Kentucky-Vanderbilt Featured Your Standard Kid Flipping The Bird Next To A Guy In A Fuzzy Winter Hat With A Trench Coat Shirt And Mirrored Glasses]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 12, the day we occupied Palin. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5884376&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Even Susan Powter Can't Stop The Linsanity]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 11, the day a baby got a Tumblr. Original One Penn Plaza photo via Fb78. (Download a wallpaper-sized "We Are All Witnesses" here.) Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5884229&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Don't Tell Rodney Harrison, But Rob Gronkowski Posed For A Photo Last Night With Kobe]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 10. Photo via Larry Brown Sports. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5883982&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Will Ferrell Introduces Us To The Hornets, Bulls, And Luol Deng's Pet Dolphin, Chachi]]> More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5883677&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[A Couple Of Late-Game Missed Free Throws Are Not Making This Clemson Fan Happy]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 8. H/T to Eddie for the video. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5883330&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Here's A Photo Of A Guy Named "East Side Dave" Bothering Chris Berman After The Super Bowl]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 7, the day BACON. Photo courtesy @eastsidedave, via Busted Coverage. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5882910&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Eli Manning Has Been In The NFL Since 1970, According To ESPN]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 6, the day we learned homelessness is for sale. Photo via Justin P. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5882572&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Curtis Painter Is So Jacked Up For The Super Bowl]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 5, the day we learned you hated America. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors.. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5882347&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[This Celtics Fan Must Not Know That Boston Has A History With Kings]]> Your morning roundup for Feb 4, the day we learned we were elite, too. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors.. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5882235&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Ohio State Calls Michigan "That Team Up North" On Its 2012 Football Schedule]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 3, the day Snooki really wowed us with her intelligence. Photo of the schedule in Ohio State's locker room courtesy Dr. Saturday, via Larry Brown Sports. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5881962&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[You Never Wanted To See A Photo Of Chris Russo Shirtless, But Here It Is Anyway]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 2, the day we learned Facebook is really, really, really profitable. Photo via Twitter. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5881502&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Several Patriots Players Did Rob Gronkowski Impersonations At Media Day]]> Your morning roundup for Feb. 1, the day we learned our thoughts are no longer safe. Video via Sports Grid. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5881213&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Skip Schumaker's New Baseball Card Features The Rally Squirrel]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 31, the day you got killed. Photo via Larry Brown Sports. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5880821&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Carlos Boozer's Young Son Chants "Let's Go Heat" While Watching Boozer Play Against The Heat]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 30, the day we learned a funeral isn't the only option. Video via @blazersedge. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5880371&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Patrick Kane Proves That Superman Truly Is From Chicago]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 29, the day we got a little bit extra out of the ATM. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. Image via. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5880239&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Drew Brees And Doug Flutie Are Catching Waves At The Pro Bowl]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 22, the day we learned how to take notes. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. Image via Transworld Surf. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5880145&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Celtics Won A "Bar Fight," Kevin Garnett Shouts Repeatedly In Crazy Postgame Interview]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 27, the day V For Vendetta got all political. Video via The Basketball Jones. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5879870&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Clover-Nipple Man, The Unofficial Conductor Of The Notre Dame Fight Song]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 26, the day somebody finally tried to do something about all that cannibalism out there. Photo via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5879505&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[This Vancouver Canucks Fan Is Proud To Be Dating An Edmonton Fan]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 25, the day we learned oral sex may or may not kill you. Photo via Puck Daddy. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5879126&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tom Coughlin And Tom Brady Are Assholes, According To Pastry]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 24, the day we could have learned the secrets of Goldman Sachs. Photo via Kyle M. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5878755&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[This Baltimore Fan Is Rather Perturbed About The Ravens' Loss]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 23, the day we learned a little bit of luck can go a long way. H/T to Zachary F. for the video. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5878391&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jürgen Klinsmann Reacts To Media Hand Wringing Following The Joe Paterno Health Watch]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 22, the day we learned how to walk on grass. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5878186&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Kevin Love Will Entertain You]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 21, the day we learned both Chuck Norris and Newt Gingrich are still hanging around. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5878107&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[This Flyers Fan Has A Pair Of Straightforward Messages For The Islanders]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 20, the day we learned old men in Japan engage in vaginal prayer. Photo via Busted Coverage. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5877824&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Watch Tennis Player Stanislas Wawrinka Cop A Feel On An Unsuspecting Lineswoman]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 19, the day we learned Tilapia and garbage have a close relationship. Video via Outside The Boxscore. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5877466&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The King And Queen Of Canada Sat Among The Commoners At The Canucks Game]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 18, the day we learned even the law says size matters. Photo via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5877121&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[This Fan Behind Charles Barkley Is Awfully Excited To Be Holding A Ukulele]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 17, the day we learned virginity does not prohibit reproduction or porn stardom. Photo via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5876761&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[There's A Hidden Message In The Names Of These Ole Miss Basketball Players]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 16, the day we learned Rice Krispies can be dangerous. Photo via @tonyagolini. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5876411&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Losing Is Why We Love Sports]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 15, the day we learned old drawings of space are actually pretty awesome. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5876192&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Dirk Nowitzki Hits Milestone In Mavericks Win, Derek Holland Hits This Spliff, Man]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 14, the day we learned birds just want to have fun. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5876082&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Indiana Basketball Coach Tom Crean Makes Funny Faces When He's Angry]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 13, the day we learned YouTube started at the zoo. Photo via Christopher G. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5875773&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jermaine O'Neal's Right Fist Was His Best Defense Against Vince Carter]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 12, the day we learned another way to get rid of tumors. Photo via The Last Calrissian. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5875444&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Iowa Basketball Coach Fran McCaffery Loses His Shit, Berates Refs And Players, Slams A Chair]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 11, the day we learned Siberia saved the animals. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5875042&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[LSU's Jordan Jefferson Smeared His Own Spit On His Face, Which Feels Like A Metaphor For Something]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 10, the day we learned extinction is reversible. Video via First Post. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5874685&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Harvey Updyke Jr. On Bourbon Street, Where There Are No Trees For Him To Poison]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 9, the day we learned another way to open a beer bottle. Photo via @IzzyGould. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5874204&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Charles Barkley Is The Dongfather]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 8, the day we learned that you can get a lot done in 15 days. Image via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5874013&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Kansas State Did Not Blow Away Arkansas, But Not For A Lack Of Trying]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 7, the day we learned how to make it in this crazy, mixed up city (or cities in general). Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5873952&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[At The World Hockey Juniors, Canada's Mark Visentin Made One Of The More Amazing Saves You'll Ever See]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 4, the day we learned being ridiculously rich can be a real drag. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5873616&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Here's Hipster A-Rod, Cindy Crawford, And Torrie Wilson In A Photo Capturing The Moment America Collapsed In On Itself]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 4, the day we identified what doesn't belong. Photo via Hardball Talk. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5873219&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[This Virginia Tech Fan Is More Fascinated By Her Cleavage Than By The Sugar Bowl]]> Your morning roundup for Jan. 4, the day we thanked Apocephalus borealis. Photo via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
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