What you missed while ordering Chinese food and being put on hold ...
• NHL: Apparently there's diving in hockey. Who knew? Penguins 2, Rangers 0.
• NBA: Mavericks about to make first-round playoff exit for the second straight year. It's sad, really.
• MLB: Hey, who woke up Carlos Delgado? Mets 6, Braves 3.
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