Conan O'Brien might have some downtime coming up. So the Washington Generals, they of the decades-long losing streak, have reached out and offered him a starting spot.

Yes, he is tall, and yes, the Generals can't do much worse. But one would expect the Harvard-educated O'Brien would be too smart to fall for that bucket full of confetti trick, and that would just ruin the whole show.

The invitation from Red Klotz: