What to watch after realizing that Chinese kids are destined never to learn English ...
• College football: North Carolina State at South Carolina (8 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Wake Forest at Baylor (8 p.m., ET) [FSN]; Oregon State at Stanford (9 p.m., ET). Beaver invasion! I'll see you there. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Philadelphia at Chicago Cubs (8 p.m., ET). NLCS preview? [WGN]
• NFL: Preseason, Jacksonville at Washington (7 p.m., ET). Derrick Harvey in the house! [NBC]
• TV Marathons: List of TV marathons being shown this weekend. Finally a chance to record every episode of Coach.