ESPN scoured its message boards to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "For best Olympic torch-lighting moment, I'd have to go with the '94 Lillehammer Games." — Yanks_Jets_Knicks4life

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Week, plus a Featured Deadspin response or two ...

• "What a joke of a race, I should have stayed home. All it was, was a 10-lap shoot-out. — jeanneoz_terry

• what a joke of a race. All they have are lame haircuts and pointy ears"-VulcansAreOverrated (RowdyRoddyPeeper)

• What a joke of a "hero." I should've just killed him.-Joker54321 (Token_Tennis_Fan)

• What a joke of a race, I should have stayed home. All it was, was Gunner getting his leg brace.—Gunnersenior1972 (The Mighty Pigs)