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  • NCAA: Clemson 73, Maryland 70 — Who can blow a 20-point lead with 11 minutes left? Garyland can.
  • NBA: Rockets 103, Nuggets 89 — Yao Ming can just stay gone, at least so long as there's a Mutombo around to sex.
  • NHL: Red Wings 4, Sabres 2 — March looks like it might go a little better for Detroit.
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