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			<title><![CDATA[Sam Gagner Tied Gretzky's Oilers Record With Eight Points Last Night]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: v/f8ba8c10 --><!-- /videoId: v/f8ba8c10 -->  The <a href="http://www.hockey-reference.com/boxscores/198812310PIT.html">last time an NHL player had an eight-point regular season game</a> (1988), Sam Gagner wasn't born yet. That he tied an Oilers club record held by legends like Wayne Gretzky and Paul Coffey makes his performance last night against Chicago that much more glorious. Since we can't depend on you having access to these elsewhere, here's all eight points earned by Sam Gagner ("Gagner" being French for "To Win," by the way) last night. [TSN]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5881985/sam-gagner-tied-gretzkys-oilers-record-with-eight-points-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Sam Gagner Tied Gretzky's Oilers Record With Eight Points Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:42:21 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wayne Gretzky's Daughter Makes Triumphant, Pantsless Return To Twitter]]></title>
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				 We told you <a href="http://deadspin.com/5863527/wayne-gretzkys-daughter-will-no-longer-be-posting-boobsy-photos-of-herself-and-her-friends-on-twitter">last week that she went away</a>, ostensibly at her father's urging. But, just like that, 22-year-old Paulina Gretzky is back. While her <a href="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1667317402/image.jpg">new avatar is one of those holiday family photos</a> of her and Mom and the other Gretzky children, her latest tweet includes what you see above. As you were. [<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/PaulinaGretzky">@PaulinaGretzky</a>, via <a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/entertainment/paulina-gretzky-twitter-picture-photo-shoot/102674">Larry Brown Sports</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5865634/wayne-gretzkys-daughter-makes-triumphant-pantsless-return-to-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Wayne Gretzky's Daughter Makes Triumphant, Pantsless Return To Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wayne Gretzky's Daughter Will No Longer Be Posting Boobsy Photos Of Herself And Her Friends On Twitter]]></title>
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				 Paulina Gretzky, the 22-year-old daughter of The Great One, has closed her Twitter account. And it appears her father encouraged her to do so, at least according to t<a href="http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainment/Wayne+Gretzky+daughter+Paulina+closes+racy+Twitter+account/5784306/story.html">his story in the <em>Montreal Gazette</em></a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5863527/wayne-gretzkys-daughter-will-no-longer-be-posting-boobsy-photos-of-herself-and-her-friends-on-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Wayne Gretzky's Daughter Will No Longer Be Posting Boobsy Photos Of Herself And Her Friends On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Pronger Thinks He Is Not On Air, Says A &quot;Shitfaced&quot; Mike Keenan Once Stormed Gretzky's Hotel]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/820 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/820 --> Flyers defenseman Chris Pronger stopped by XM Radio's NHL Live studios in New York for a half-hour interview on Friday morning. For a brief interlude, the host threw things to their correspondent in Boston. But the mics remained hot, at least for a few minutes available in the NHL.com podcast edition (to which bat-eared tipster Andy kindly directed us).				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5807187/chris-pronger-thinks-he-is-not-on-air-says-a-shitfaced-mike-keenan-once-stormed-gretzkys-hotel" title="Click here to read more about Chris Pronger Thinks He Is Not On Air, Says A &quot;Shitfaced&quot; Mike Keenan Once Stormed Gretzky's Hotel">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wayne Gretzky Officially Has Better Hair Than Justin Bieber]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/424 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/424 --> The only part of this clip from today's episode of <a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2010/10/19/130672206/cbs-introduces-the-talk-a-gruesome-insult-to-women-friendship-and-sense">"The Talk"</a> that's really worth watching is at the very beginning. The host asks for "somebody to help me out," as in, to make some noise, and a girl in the front row stands and holds her arm up in desperation; she's thinking she'll get to say something to Justin Bieber or maybe touch his freshly-sheared hair.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5768695/wayne-gretzky-officially-has-better-hair-than-justin-bieber" title="Click here to read more about Wayne Gretzky Officially Has Better Hair Than Justin Bieber">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 While the Greatest Hockey Player To Ever Live Not Named Ron Flockhart's name won't appear on the stat sheet for Florida International's 42-35 win over Louisiana Monroe [<a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/11/07/1913027/perry-scores-in-ot-to-give-fiu.html">Miami Herald</a>], he was clearly responsible for keeping them under 36 points.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5683498/wayne-gretzky-leads-florida-international-football-to-victory" title="Click here to read more about Wayne Gretzky Leads Florida International Football To Victory">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The broheims over at UrbanDaddy interviewed a Las Vegas "industry lifer" who offered up one recollection in particular that makes me genuinely fear for the life of Wayne Gretzky.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5633104/michael-jordan-is-probably-going-to-make-gretzkys-head-bleed" title="Click here to read more about Michael Jordan Is Probably Going To Make Gretzky's Head Bleed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5471104/in-wayne-gretzkys-nightmares-he-still-waits-for-the-goddamn-robot-cauldron-to-goddamn-open" title="Click here to read more about In Wayne Gretzky's Nightmares, He Still Waits For The Goddamn Robot Cauldron To Goddamn Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Just because Oaks Christian High in Los Angeles never played a decently talented opponent this season is no reason to think that Nick Montana doesn't have a future as a quarterback. Or maybe it is.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5112168/joe-montanas-offspring-will-pummel-you-take-your-lunch-money" title="Click here to read more about Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Big game on Friday night in Westlake Village near Los Angeles, as Oaks Christian High (13-0) takes on visiting Gardena Serra (13-0) in the Northwest Division championship game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5107558/famous-oaks-christian-progeny-go-for-title-tomorrow" title="Click here to read more about Famous Oaks Christian Progeny Go For Title Tomorrow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:00:07 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We know it's not random YouTube Wednesday &mdash; that makes it sound like a radio promotion, doesn't it? &mdash; but this was too delicious not to post. We don't remember that old cartoon show in the early '90s called "Pro Stars," but it apparently featured animated versions of Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and Bo Jackson doing what they do best: Fighting crime! 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/168571/pro-stars-jammin" title="Click here to read more about Pro Stars JAMMIN'!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We love that the <EM>Las Vegas Review-Journal</EM> has an around-town gossip column, if just because we find it amazing that the author isn't always being shot. Regardless, the paper has a rundown of <a href="http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Feb-13-Mon-2006/news/5845066.html">Wayne Gretzky and his wife's betting limits at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/154443/the-gretzkys-credit-lines" title="Click here to read more about The Gretzkys' Credit Lines">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As Wayne Gretzky heads to the Olympics, where the scandals are less about bookies and more about the illegality of baldness prevention medicines, it's clear, no matter your thoughts on gambling, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=1603643">the fella is having one of the worst weeks of his life</A>. And so much of it centers around Janet Jones, a woman who has never been particularly popular with Canadians and certainly won't improve if they don't win the gold medal next week.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/154135/janet-jones-hockeys-yoko" title="Click here to read more about Janet Jones: Hockey's Yoko?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We find all kinds of goofy photos around this here Interweb. Here
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:56:21 EST]]></pubDate>
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				All kinds of updates today in the scandal that, to swipe <a href="http://www.offwingopinion.com">Off Wing Opinion</a>'s term, is the "Unabookie" scandal. (So named because the NHL's investigator is the same guy who nailed the Unabomber.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/153859/investigating-the-unabookie" title="Click here to read more about Investigating The Unabookie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2006 14:20:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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This, above, is the dopily named "Operation Slapshot" &mdash; it's the flowchart New Jersey authorities have used to describe the connections involved in the <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nhl/not-even-hockey-players-gamble-on-hockey-153285.php">Rick Tocchet charges</a> &mdash; and it's about to turn everything in the NHL upside down. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/153623/look-out-below-nhl" title="Click here to read more about Look Out Below, NHL">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<B>&middot;</B> Gretzky fulfills lifelong dream to coach hockey in the desert. [<a href="http://journals.aol.com/alexredsox076/Alexssportsblog/entries/801">Alex's Sports Blog</A>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/116349/leftovers-weve-got-spirit-yes-we-do" title="Click here to read more about Leftovers: We've Got Spirit, Yes We Do">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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