What you missed while making your getaway in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile ...
• Soccer: Argentina beats U.S. 4-1, forces us to call cowboys "gauchos" from now on.
• MLB: Mr. 3000, yep, that's Craig Biggio. But his BIG milestone is yet to come.
• Golf: Park Place ... Wie, Webb flounder at U.S. Women's Open.
Oh, and there was a draft.
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