New Jersey governor Chris Christie will be at Lambeau Field today to cheer on the Dallas Cowboys alongside his pal Jerry Jones. Christie's Cowboys enthusiasm is already costing him political capital, so former ad-man Drew Magary cobbled together scripts for the inevitable attack ads that will follow the governor's next electoral campaign, and we made them into five TV spots you can watch in the above video.

(For reference, the five attack ads in the above video are titled "BLOWJOB," "MERCH," "BRADSHAW," "CORRUPTION," and "MASCOT.")

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