Well, that didn't take long.
I mean, the NFL combine happened way back in February, but we're a week away from the draft and—look at that!—word suddenly leaked that two players had trashed their Indianapolis hotel room, a scene Yahoo had pleasantly described as having "urine and feces scattered about the bathroom." Only no one wanted to name those players, for fear of jeopardizing their draft stock. But now they do! Couldn't see that coming!