We Should All Aspire To Have A LinkedIn Profile Like Shaq's

No, this is not fake. Our pals at Slate have confirmed that Shaq's LinkedIn profile does indeed list the NBA legend's occupation as "Owner, a lot of companies." God bless you, Shaq.

If you want to get most enjoyment possible from this, try reading the "experience" section in Shaq's voice:

I'm working on a lot of different ventures. My best asset is that I am proven to lead teams to championships. I mean multiple championships.

I just reflexively added a "Dwight Howard needs to dominate" while reading that in my head.

[Slate via Travis]