You see, now, this is what American sports desperately needs more of: Athletic superstars who masturbate on their Web cams. And you thought Curt Schilling's blog had poor spelling!

England striker Ashley Young has apparently been discovered manually manipulating himself online and talkin' real dirty-like.

As he groped himself 22-year-old Aston Villa star Young said: "I'd love to lick ur ****** making them nice and ****...yeh babe, teasing ur ****."



Ignoring all the rules on handling, he went to huge lengths to show himself off and feverishly bashed out saucy demands like: "I wanna have my **** between ur **** and u ****ing the top of my ****."

Hey, they punctuate like ESPN.com! Anyway, most of these "trysts" were actually shot directly before a game, including one with him in uniform. And here we were, making fun of Sean Salisbury. Shame on us.

England's Ashley Young Is A Webcam Wanker [You Been Blinded]