Let this middle-aged lady show you how it's done.

The standard conversation in Arthur Ashe Stadium tends toward how to find the right au pair, and should we really winter in Stowe again, but some people are into the tennis. Really into the tennis. Obnoxiously into it. Gothamist has found one woman who managed to get herself kicked out, to the delight of those around her.

(Videos taken by Lindsay Wilson.)

Act 1: "Leave me the fuck alone."

Act 2: "Oh, shut the fuck up."

Act 3: "I don't give a shit."

Act 4: Justice

[Gothamist]