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New York Jets quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick ended his holdout last week and presented the public with a beautiful, thick head of hair, along with a beard that could smuggle at least three birds within it.

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Fitzpatrick doesn’t seem to be in a rush to trim his mane, which is cool, because it allows more time to figure out what he looks like. I think he looks like a barber brush used after a haircut, a comfy slipper for the cold seasons, and broccoli. Tom Ley thinks he looks like the Great Deku Tree. What do you think Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like?