Upon several viewings of Bartolo Colon's hilarious plate appearances, the Deadspin staff discussed what baseball would be like if every player looked like the husky Mets hurler. Or, really, just fat. So here's some recent MLB highlights where we made all the baseball players fat. Video's above, GIFs are below.

What If All Baseball Players Were Fat?

What If All Baseball Players Were Fat?

What If All Baseball Players Were Fat?

What If All Baseball Players Were Fat?

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