V. Stiviano—as you'll recall, she's the woman with whom Donald Sterling was discussing his interesting ideas about race in a recent, much-circulated recording—briefly emerged from her home today, and was met by a swarm of media. Unfortunately for those hoping to snap a picture of Stiviano, she was wearing some kind of crazy-ass helmet-visor that completely obscured her face.

What The Hell Is Going On With V. Stiviano's Weird Visor?

As silly as that thing might look, you really can't argue with its effectiveness. Step your paparazzi-foiling game up, the rest of Hollywood.