It was quite the year for shitty takes, my friends. Remember Bud Poliquin? And the Titans mom? And Jason Whitlock’s entire oeuvre? Oh, what a time we had with all those takes. But there were three shitty takes that sunk below all the others … takes that buried themselves deep into the mantle of the Earth and dragged the rest of humanity’s IQ down along with them. And those takes—one of them a very late entry to the sweepstakes—are the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

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But there’s even more in this final Deadcast of the year! We’re handing out award for worst sports story, worst sports people, and the biggie … DONG OF THE YEAR. Yes, it’s our first ever Casties (good name!), so join me and Marchman for 40 minutes of big surprises and poor audio. If you have anything you’d like to hear discussed on the podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.

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