The NFL Is Dumping Bad News On Us While Nobody Is Paying Attention

The Friday afternoon news dump is a tried and true tactic for any organization looking to get some negative press in and out of the news cycle as quickly as possible. With tomorrow being a holiday and most of America already checked out for the long weekend, the NFL decided to unleash a classic news dump.

First they let us know that Dolphins defensive end Dion Jordan, who looks "as if he took an air pump and plugged it into his arms and shoulders this offseason," will be suspended for four games for testing positive for PEDs.


Then came a season-long ban for Colts wide receiver LaVon Brazil:

You get a suspension, too, Rokevious Watkins!

And yet, the league held back on Josh Gordon:

What a tease.