What you missed while pondering issues much more important than football ...
• Super Bowl: New England Patriots win as expected. Brady named MVP; everyone's predictions turn out to be true. I see absolutely no way that writing this on Sunday morning can turn out to be a bad idea.
• Super Bowl: It's the episode where Eli and Michael finally kiss.
• NBA: Super Bowl outscores Kobe Bryant by one point. But Kobe covered.
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