Congratulations to Jake Long on agreeing to terms with the Miami Dolphins worth close to 950,158 Guitar Hero games. Don Chavez takes us back to a time when Mr. Long was just a serious-looking giant boy laying on the couch in a Michigan sweatshirt as big a picnic blanket playing GH with his buddy.
Don't you go Hollywood, Jake.
Jake Long Is The First Pick Of The Guitar Hero Draft [Don Chavez]







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