This custom-made, 62-inch wooden statue of Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford is currently on sale for $1,500. It is imperative that someone out there buy it and destroy it, so that the curse binding a tortured soul to it for all eternity can be broken.

How do I know this statue is cursed?

Lean in close enough to that photo, and you’ll hear the faintest whisper.... Killll Me.

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h/t Jeremy