Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Seattle SeahawksDrew Magary8/26/13 1:00pmFiled to: why your team sucks 2013seattle seahawksnflwhy your team sucksballs deepnfl preview1309EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkSome people are fans of the Seattle Seahawks. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Seattle Seahawks. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here.AdvertisementYour team: Seattle SeahawksYour 2012 record: 11-5AdvertisementYour coach: Pete Carroll. Anyone predicting that the Seahawks will win the Super Bowl this year (or even make it, frankly) is willfully turning a blind eye to the fact that this man is in charge of things. GIF Remember a few years back when the Chargers were "the most talented team in the AFC" and people like Peter King would pick them to go to the Super Bowl even though that meant conveniently forgetting that fucking NORV was the coach? This is that. Somewhere down the line, Pete Carroll will ruin the season by letting the clock expire at the end of the first half with his team at the 4-inch line. I assume he'll get distracted by his research into what REALLY happened on 9/11.