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			<title><![CDATA[He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-daly/">John Daly</a> has suddenly reformed into golf's good guy, says his maybe-soon-to-be-restrained wife, and she's not going to stand for it. Also, she "would like you to know that she did not stab her husband." Duly noted. [<a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/jun/10/drama-daly-still-practically-inseparable/">Commercial Appeal</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5285937/he-said-she-said-with-sherrie-and-john-daly" title="Click here to read more about He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Without This Woman's Help, Vince Wilfork Probably Wouldn't Be Playing Tonight]]></title>
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Bianca Wilfork isn't your typical NFL wife. She's more of a business manager for Vince Wilfork, handling <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2008/01/29/balanced_lineman/">virtually everything</a> outside of football for Vince. And above all else, she watches his games closely. <em>Very</em> closely.

Bianca put her DVR skills to good use this week, and probably saved her hubby from a suspension by the NFL (though, his wallet did take a $35K hit). Chris Mortensen has <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3678394&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines">the details</a> (take that, Glazer!). 

<blockquote>Wilfork's wife Bianca, who joined Wilfork for the meeting, handed Goodell the DVD with a different camera angle that showed Wilfork may not have hit Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler in the head on a play in the Oct. 20 meeting between the Broncos and Patriots.

On the alternate DVD, Cutler could be seen picking himself up and patting Wilfork on the helmet after the play.</blockquote>

Now, that's what you call a supportive wife.

Anyway, Wilfork will join his Patriots teammates on the field shortly, as they battle the Indy Colts. Do feel free to use this story as an excuse to watch the game with your significant other; just don't make the mistake of hinting that she could learn from it and improve.

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<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3678394&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines">Patriots' DVD saved DT Wilfork from suspension by NFL</a> [ESPN]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5074246/without-this-womans-help-vince-wilfork-probably-wouldnt-be-playing-tonight" title="Click here to read more about Without This Woman's Help, Vince Wilfork Probably Wouldn't Be Playing Tonight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Some more updates on <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/milton-bradley/milton-bradley-repeatedly-highfives-his-wife-123177.php">the domestic abuse allegations</A> against notoriously angry Dodgers outfielder Milton Bradley. The <EM>Daily Breeze</EM> reviewed the 911 calls that started the whole allegations, and apparently, it was in fact Bradley who made the calls in order to calm down <a href="http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2005/09/miltons_911_calls.html">his "crazy" wife</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/125737/calling-mom-for-domestic-backup" title="Click here to read more about Calling Mom For Domestic Backup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[McMichael's Wife Dropped From Fantasy Rosters]]></title>
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				Just about two months after being <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/athlete-culture/mcmichael-gets-early-jump-on-training-camp-with-wife-112999.php">arrested for throwing his wife from their car</a> &mdash; it was his second arrest for spousal abuse within a year &mdash; Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/sfl-dolnb10sep09,0,7567648.story?coll=sfla-sports-front">has pleaded out</A>, accepting a misdemeanor of "trespassing," on his wife, in a similar way that Jason Christensen "trespassed" on Barry Bonds. Amusingly enough, the trespassing charge was not actually for the dragging of his recently pregnant wife, but in fact for scratching up a car in the Waffle House parking lot. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/124765/mcmichaels-wife-dropped-from-fantasy-rosters" title="Click here to read more about McMichael's Wife Dropped From Fantasy Rosters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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In answer to our question from last week about which baseball player was having an affair with which reporter covering his team, it appears we have our answer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/115141/derek-lowe-now-banging-the-media" title="Click here to read more about Derek Lowe Now Banging The Media">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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See that woman right there? Her name is Elsa Benitez, and she's a <a href="http://www.km02.com/elsab/">supermodel</A>. She is also married to former NBA oaf Rony Seikaly. Pretty good, right? Way to go, Rony, yeah? 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/114994/rony-seikaly-partying-too-much-for-hot-wife" title="Click here to read more about Rony Seikaly Partying Too Much For Hot Wife">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Jul 2005 13:17:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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Miami Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael was arrested last week <a href="http://www.miamifootball365.com/dolphins/randy-mcmichael-growup120705.shtml">for spousal abuse</A>, his second arrest for that charge in the last 13 months. (The good news is that she wasn't pregnant this time.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/112999/mcmichael-gets-early-jump-on-training-camp-with-wife" title="Click here to read more about McMichael Gets Early Jump On Training Camp With Wife">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Controversy in Boston is nothing new, even when the Red Sox are coming off a World Series win. Outfielder Johnny Damon and soon-to-be-closer Curt Schilling have been having <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2005/07/08/no_relief_for_schilling/?page=2">a minor scuffle</A>, with Damon saying Schilling shouldn't be a closer and Schilling responding with, "Contrary to popular belief, I have done this before." But the source of the discord could be off the field, in the controversial field of <EM>scarves</EM>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/111735/cuckolded-red-sox-scuffle" title="Click here to read more about Cuckolded Red Sox Scuffle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				All right, now, we pay pretty close attention to this sports business. (We do it for a living, after all.) But we'll fess up: We had heard nothing about <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/sfl-latintv13jun13,0,5452225.column?coll=sfla-sports-headlines">this Bobby Abreu story</A> from last month. Maybe it's because we don't watch Spanish language TV. But still.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/109909/bobby-abreus-otherworldly-restraint" title="Click here to read more about Bobby Abreu's Otherworldly Restraint">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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You didn't think we'd ignore this all day, did you? The New York Post features a sports column today from the only person who knows less about the NBA than Peter Vescey: <a href="http://www.annabenson.net">Anna Benson</a>! The wife of overpaid Mets righthander Kris Benson penned the first of what will hopefully be <EM>millions</eM> <a href="http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/47001.htm">of NY Post diary columns this morning</A>. We can't do this next in the line of blatant appeal for publicity using mammaries and a keyboard (first time that's ever happened, actually) justice with something as impotent as a <EM>quip</EM>, so we're gonna just quote the best stuff.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108841/boobs-is-there-anything-else-newsworthy" title="Click here to read more about Boobs. Is There Anything Else Newsworthy?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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