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			<title><![CDATA[Beijing Opening Ceremony Performers And American Astronauts Have Much In Common]]></title>
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Say, remember those Opening Ceremonies from Beijing the other night?  Pretty awesome, right?  There was a globe!  And glowsticks!  And a scrim!  And all kinds of crazy shit!  As we now know, many of the elements from the ceremony were faked (or as fake as something involving a staged presentation can be).  The fireworks were fake.  The cute child singers were fake.  Pulling back the curtain further, now comes word that many of the performers from the opening ceremonies were possibly forced to perform while <a href=http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20080806/cm_huffpost/117159>wearing diapers.</a>  Hope they didn't have extra spicy Szechuan Triple Delight for lunch that day.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5037507/beijing-opening-ceremony-performers-and-american-astronauts-have-much-in-common" title="Click here to read more about Beijing Opening Ceremony Performers And American Astronauts Have Much In Common">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:00:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Drew Magary]]></dc:creator>
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