Jesus. Brad Lidge tried to give the entire city of Philadelphia a heart attack. In the top of the 9th with a two run lead, Lidge allowed a run to score and proceeded to load the bases. Jimmy Fucking Rollins made a ridiculous double play to clinch the National League East for the second straight year. Holy shit, I can barely type.

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Fuck the Mets.

A note from the weekend editor: Not everybody at Deadspin is pro-Phillies and anti-Met. For example, I fucking hate the Phillies. Just not as much as I hate the Mets.