The picture below the jump is not good. It is not good at all. It is probably something you don't really want to look at if you were planning on getting through the day without feeling queasy or generally disappointed in the current state of humanity.
OK, here is the picture:
So, let's break down everything you are doing wrong here, guy who is pooping into a urinal while vomiting. You are vomiting and shitting simultaneously, two things that need to be done into a proper toilet, and yet you, while in a room that was likely full of proper toilets, decided to do one of those things into a urinal and another one of those things onto the floor. You are doing it all wrong.