Aston Villa striker Gabriel Agbonlahor went tumbling into the stands today and was slow to get up. He could have used some help but he landed right in front of a Liverpool fan who could not possibly care less. Instead, the guy took a picture.
Other than to smile with reserved glee, the fan barely even moves—whether to get a better look at the carnage or to even give him a hand up, motive is irrelevant—throughout the entire episode. He just calmly sits there as a speeding man flips over the rail and lands at his feet. Then he sits there for some more before he remembers, oh, I brought a camera. Got 'em.