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Morning! Love these Recession Weekends. So glad you guys could pop-in for a little while before the snow starts. New Yorkers — brace yourselves for seven inches of fun. Speaking of seven inches of fun, the above photo shows Washington Nationals centerfielder Lastings Milledge showing off the lower-body flexibility that made him such a highly-touted prospect.
Again — good after-morning. Send me your tips or your IMs or your Gchats and let's do how we do.







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