<![CDATA[Deadspin: Wtf]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Wtf]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/wtf http://deadspin.com/tag/wtf <![CDATA[If Tim Tebow And Michele Bachmann Had A Baby, It Would Look Like Justin Bieber, NFL.com Reports]]> The National Football League has gone ahead and filled in what was really the only remaining question in global Tim Tebow coverage: Hypothetically, what would Tim Tebow's spawn look like were he to procreate with the weirdest array ever of female celebrities and public figures ever? Hypothetically. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5875114&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[You Can't Fight A DMV-Nominated Samurai Champion In Lieu Of A Trial Anymore]]> A tipster has sent us a story nine years old but timeless. You might not know that in England, drivers must fill out a specific form in order to avoid paying taxes on an unused vehicle. You also might not know that in Medieval England, trials were often settled by the two parties engaging in single combat. 60-year-old Leon Humphreys knew only one of these things. Guess which one. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5833602&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Mall Baby Racing Is A Hong Kong Sunday Afternoon Pastime]]> The Windsor Mall in Hong Kong gives us a preview of what life will be like if there's no football on Sundays. Like our Chinese friends, we will take to the malls and race our babies. Says our tipster: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5820865&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Sepp Blatter's "Council of Wisdom" May Include...Placido Domingo?]]> Previously in our Sepp Blatter is a loathsome historical figure series, we likened the Swiss dictator of FIFA to a wicked American president and a murderous Chilean general. But where does one go with the news that Blatter now wants a Spanish opera star to help him clean up corruption in FIFA? This is no joke: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5809048&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[War Criminal To Advise FIFA On Compliance]]> Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, newly re-installed FIFA dictator Sepp Blatter has announced that that avatar of moral probity, Henry Kissinger, will advise FIFA's new corporate governance and compliance body from his seat on a "committee of wise persons." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5807590&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Brazilian Referee Stabs Player To Death After Free-Kick Row]]> A Brazilian referee is on the run after fatally stabbing a player during a match in Barriera, northeast Brazil on Sunday. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5620674&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Utah Will Never Play In a Championship Bowl Game, How to Win an NCAA Pool, and Other Swell Advice from a Departing Gawker Writer]]> Hello Deadspin readers! My name's Foster. This is my last weekend writing for Gawker. I've written for you jockstrap-sniffing cretins before, but this will be maybe my last chance to do so. So while AJ's over there, here're some words: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5481940&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)]]> Why does baseball hate America? America is beer, and baseball hates beer-lovers. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5357313&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!]]> Oh hello. I am Choire Sicha, your 9/11 guest blogger, coming to you from lower Manhattan. Make of that what you will. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5357238&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Ice Cream Does Not Belong On Your Face, Kid]]> Seriously, why is this kid at the Italy-Brazil game rubbing his ice cream bar on his face? Not to sound like a busybody, but where are his parents? I think the state may need to get involved here. [YouTube] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5300856&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Let Taxidermy Bring Out The Wildcat In You]]> Black Friday will be upon us soon and before you know it you will be huddled under blankets outside a Wal-Mart at four in the morning, begging the retailer to give you the honor being kicked in the head for a $10 DVD player. (Excuse me: "home entertainment system.") But why not avoid the muss and fuss of panic stricken holiday shopping and get your presents early and online? For example, this stuffed wildcat diorama would be the perfect gift for the Kentucky Wildcat fan in your life. Yes, that's an actual dead wildcat. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5084274&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Two "All-Time Greats": Brett Favre And Coin Collecting]]> This commercial came on today during the 17-hour morning SportsCenter and ... wow. Just wow. Where to even begin? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5060966&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ... More »
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