<![CDATA[Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> @When_you_get_the_money_you_get...:

ND Baseball is "something" because of the Letters "ND" on the hat (not meant in a positive way), and Arizona Baseball would be a powerhouse even if the dead bodies of the Cubs' "College of Coaches" were dug up and allowed to coach them.

BigRedEd

]]> <![CDATA[Yeah, I'm Sure It Probably Feels Like This For Knicks Fans]]> It's about time the Knicks covered a spread for me.

safarihat12

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @BruschisBrewsky: You sir have been quite helpful

Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...

]]> <![CDATA[Japanese Gaming Cards With Photoshopped NBA Players Are Disrespectful To Frowns]]> Bird's having a Fathead made of that pic to hang in his office.

BigRedEd

]]> <![CDATA[Sports Fella "Suspended" Over Angry Tweets, Not Allowed To Watch TV, Talk On Phone For Two Weeks]]> Simmons is big enough that he should leave ESPN and its ridiculous guidelines.

gone2sanibel

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Armen Tamzarian: Bon. + un.

MopUpReliever

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Armen Tamzarian: Bon. +un

#tips

MopUpReliever

]]> <![CDATA[Clippers Broadcasters Suspended For Mispronouncing 'Iranian']]> Let's not refer to anyone's motion defense as niggardly henceforth.

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye

]]> <![CDATA[Japanese Gaming Cards With Photoshopped NBA Players Are Disrespectful To Frowns]]> Simmons swears the last one is accurate.

Tony Reali's Winning Smile

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Bosoxfan3: Couple of French kissers going at it.

inthesticks

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @SavetoFavorites: Are you comparing Dunsinane to Los Angeles? Well read and a frequent flier.

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Chris Hanson's Axe: Also: Detroit Champion Beer Action Fighter!

inthesticks

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @SteadmansCheddar: i guess LSU didnt win today because compared to ole miss they ran... (puts on sunglasses)... les miles.
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

/english majors quickly yell at me that the correct word is "fewer"

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Sports Fella "Suspended" Over Angry Tweets, Not Allowed To Watch TV, Talk On Phone For Two Weeks]]> I think this is how the Black Muslims silenced Malcolm X for the chickens coming home to roost statement. Bill Simmons=Malcolm X? Let's discuss.

Armen Tamzarian

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Ochocinco Doesn't Want You Catching Any Venereal Diseases]]> same as the travis henry condoms just without the holes poked in them

ChanHoParkour

]]> <![CDATA[Yeah, I'm Sure It Probably Feels Like This For Knicks Fans]]> The New Jersey Generals would like the same opportunity to embarrass the Knicks. Preferably with confetti thrown on Mike D'antoni.

Thank you Mr. Weed. Any word on when I should expect my hemp pants in the mail?

Armen Tamzarian

]]> <![CDATA[Japanese Gaming Cards With Photoshopped NBA Players Are Disrespectful To Frowns]]> Vince Carter
(Half Simon Phoenix, Half Amazing)

I wonder if he knows how to use the "Three Seashells?"

Vai Sikahe-man

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @MopUpReliever: Ah ah ah! En Francais! Go maird in their fucking berets!

Armen Tamzarian

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Ochocinco Doesn't Want You Catching Any Venereal Diseases]]> Catch everything your Johnson Shoots

Roy Williams could have seriously used these last year.

OokieDookie

]]> <![CDATA[Yeah, I'm Sure It Probably Feels Like This For Knicks Fans]]> Shelley Smith: Coach Mangino,you're under fire for being abusive your players.

Mangino: That is absolutely untrue. I am a master motivator. To improve your performance you could stand to lose a few yourself,Shelley. Got any pie?

Bucket O' Hatorade

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Ochocinco Doesn't Want You Catching Any Venereal Diseases]]> Mr. Sparkle's Ad Campaign Manager approves.

Vai Sikahe-man

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Phintastic: Charles Barkley owns the Clippers?

DonDraper'sAgrarianRoots

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Ochocinco Doesn't Want You Catching Any Venereal Diseases]]> If you buy the Ochocinco condoms within the next 30 minutes, you also receive a bottle of Chris Henry's Anal Lubricant for Underage Teens.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Bobby Big Wheel: 8.5 percent? Sounds about right, given the Bengals birth rate.

OokieDookie

]]> <![CDATA[Yeah, I'm Sure It Probably Feels Like This For Knicks Fans]]> Starbury was torn as to which team to root for. So he decided to take some more anti-depressants and go back to sleep on the park bench.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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