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The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message

Patrick Kaiser — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:56:59 EST

@SEDonaldson did your parents give you enough hugs as a kid? The interwebs are a bitch fyi... and your 15 min of fame were up a week ago... STFU already so all of us fellow deadspinners can get back to our normal lives of hearing about undie runs and Ligerie Bowls... and sports... #philliesfan

Patrick Kaiser

ClingingMars — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:55:36 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: I'm surprised Villanova students even know VU football exists, based on student attendance whenever they're on TV. #collegefootball

ClingingMars

Everything You Need To Know About What It's Like To Do Color Analysis For Richmond Vs. Villanova

Pierre Garcon's RECLINER OF RAGE — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:46:29 EST

The YouTube video cuts it off, but the announcer who drops the f-bomb started whistling the melody from Europe's "The Final Countdown" a few seconds later. That kind of completely checking out mentally is admirable. #collegefootball

Pierre Garcon's RECLINER OF RAGE

Chris Hanson's Axe — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:02 EST

@Nibbles, chew through my ball sack: There's more than just police officers in the American legal system. I don't even know why I'm responding or why I started this at all.

#waywaywayyyyofftopic

Chris Hanson's Axe

Who Else Thinks This Guy's Favorite Cartoon Is 'Pinky And The Brain'?

Who's Cartwright? — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:52:16 EST

Racist. #whimsy

Who's Cartwright?

Nibbles, chew through my ball sack — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:46:26 EST

@Chris Hanson's Axe: As someone who works for "the man," the only counter I have to your arguement is this: if the officer who pulled him over didn't care about the 3.3 grams, then why didn't he just leave it on the side of the highway, the way many many many cops do when they find such a small amount of weed that it isn't worth messing with?

For what it's worth, you're right about most officers not caring about such a small little deal. I'd way rather find someone driving recklessly and give them a ticket than I would hammer someone for a "personal amount" of weed. #timlincecum

Nibbles, chew through my ball sack

gjdodger — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:44:58 EST

@Bearcat44: Charlie aweigh. Aweigh plenty, that is. #richrodriguez

gjdodger

Everything You Need To Know About What It's Like To Do Color Analysis For Richmond Vs. Villanova

Business_Socks — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:16:51 EST

AJ, that was actually Birdman Andersen. Sorry. Now hard feelings, right? #collegefootball

Business_Socks

Chris Hanson's Axe — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:53:35 EST

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: Or I looked at 289's comment. #kobebryant

Chris Hanson's Axe

I_Like_TDs — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:42:04 EST

@Beer-Fart: But I thought the problem was he DIDN'T do them the "Michigan Way".

Does it matter? The Big 11 is a joke of a conference.

If Boise St or TCU played a Big 11 schedule they'd still be unbeaten.

/pissed there's STILL NOT A GODDAMN PLAYOFF! #richrodriguez

I_Like_TDs

Chamomiles Davis — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:41:00 EST

@ClingingMars: The guy doing color commentary for Villanova's football team, Ryan Fannon, also does play-by-play for the basketball team, and he nails it. #collegefootball

Chamomiles Davis

ToTheMoonReturns — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:40:44 EST

@Armen Tamzarian: From my IPhone. #collegefootball

ToTheMoonReturns

TommyAce — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:33:39 EST

@BruschisBrewsky:

Eating my words now. #collegefootball

TommyAce

I Believe This Sums Up The Average Notre Dame Fan's Thoughts Quite Nicely

Chamomiles Davis — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:33:03 EST

OK, you're fired. #notredame

Chamomiles Davis

Everything You Need To Know About What It's Like To Do Color Analysis For Richmond Vs. Villanova

Weed Against Speed — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:26:42 EST

A lot of homeless people would love the opportunity to play college basketball.

Think about it. #collegefootball

Weed Against Speed

Who Else Thinks This Guy's Favorite Cartoon Is 'Pinky And The Brain'?

Voltron's Underwear — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:20:37 EST

$4 footlong? #whimsy

Voltron's Underwear

Everything You Need To Know About What It's Like To Do Color Analysis For Richmond Vs. Villanova

KnownThenAsDanFouts — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:11:57 EST

I just appreciate the honesty. #collegefootball

KnownThenAsDanFouts

Cornell Business School: Home Of All Sorts Of Savory Juices

Dan Daoust — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:06:22 EST

Jesus. Would it kill my wife to be 5% as into it as that? #cornellbusinessschool

Dan Daoust

So, The University Of Arizona Had An Undie Run...

Joetimek — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:05:05 EST

I'd say Temple needs one, but I'm afraid of what I might see. People in the northeast/midatlantic aren't very shy about their bodies. #undierun

Joetimek

FEAST — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:35:40 EST

@ClueHeywood: I miss it...but I'm never going back to that shit hole. #undierun

FEAST

Tom Dempsey's Toes — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:24:39 EST

@tommy4fingers: Prove it. Post another picture of your hand. Or maybe some video of you using power tools. #whimsy

Tom Dempsey's Toes

Tom Dempsey's Toes — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:22:44 EST

@safarihat12: Safety first. That hand ain't grounded. #whimsy

Tom Dempsey's Toes

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:21:05 EST

@Charisma: extra terrible comment up...and you hit submit, as per usual! #cornellbusinessschool

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

Who Else Thinks This Guy's Favorite Cartoon Is 'Pinky And The Brain'?

HugsFromHarold — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:20:09 EST

"Going to the Final Four, baby!" #whimsy

HugsFromHarold

ClingingMars — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:14:49 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: You should listen to JMU's play by play guy, Mike Shickman. guy sounds like he's gonna have a heart attack on every play #collegefootball

ClingingMars