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At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

Beth — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:18:56 EST

That Simmons column bothers me. "Theo Epstein was overrated." Suuure he was.

Beth

At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

Jay-C — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 18:56:09 EST

So when Brian Cashman finally snaps and leaves the Yankees, what will be his costume?

Jay-C

At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

MDS — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:29:06 EST

Come on, that gorilla suit is the oldest trick in the book. Doesn't anyone remember when Harry Hamlin got in a gorilla suit and convinced Susan Dey to leave her fiance at the altar on L.A. Law?

MDS

At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

Student of The Game — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 13:29:12 EST

"with a gorilla reportedly at the wheel." Oh, isn't that cute. A baby driving a car. And look, there's a dog driving a bus! -- Clancy Wiggum

Student of The Game

At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

mike42 — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 13:19:55 EST

Theo just confirmed during his press conference that he left in the gorilla suit on Monday. I'm not a Red Sox fan, but he's my new hero.

mike42

At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

tyler — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 13:18:51 EST

yes the gorilla suit was pure genius..now for his next act of pure genius spend a year or two in the mountains and then come back to the sox and reconstruct another world series title. p.s. the nation needs ya theo

tyler

At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

monsterzero — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 13:13:55 EST

Wow. I thought Theo was a pretty bright guy after the Nomar trade, but the gorilla suit is pure genius....I think I might see if he's available to be my "GM" for a few weeks. Not that I own a professional sports team or anything, it just seems like he'd be a handy guy to have around for advice and stuff. My favorite quote from the Herald: "...in fact, a black Volvo similar to the one Theo drives, did leave the park near Gate D at about 9 p.m. on Halloween night with a gorilla reportedly at the wheel." I love everything about the phrase "with a gorilla reportedly at the wheel."

monsterzero

At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask

Shanon — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 13:03:30 EST

I think I went to college with Someone Who Was There.

Shanon