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Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Casey — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 15:18:30 EST

excellent breakdown. thank god someone translated the fottball terminology.

Casey

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Creamy Goodness — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 14:43:28 EST

You gotta love Robert Royal's wonderlic score.

Creamy Goodness

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

DynaMo — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 14:13:16 EST

To add to Bassett's comment above: "S" of the MS means Sam or the Strongside LB.

DynaMo

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Comanda — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 13:10:11 EST

Can someone please alert me as to how all of this started? Or why? Don't get me wrong...I love the guy but what's this all about?

Comanda

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Sean T. Conrad — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 13:00:43 EST

My bad about the center. Mental typo. http://www.redskins.com/team/depthchart.jsp

Sean T. Conrad

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Sean T. Conrad — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:53:36 EST

My bad on the center.

Sean T. Conrad

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Bassett — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:47:36 EST

M = Mike (or Middle Linebacker)

Bassett

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Scott Chill — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:44:00 EST

<> Coach Janky Spanky is a D-coordinator (hence the comparison to Gregg Williams), so this a 4-man D-Line alingment. No center.

Scott Chill

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

a keeper — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:42:42 EST

I'm pretty sure Janky Spanky is a defensive coach, no center necessary. But that third leg could do some damage.

a keeper

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

sheriff gonna getcha — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:37:47 EST

There would be no center on defense...I just love Clinton, Go Skins!

sheriff gonna getcha

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

Sean T. Conrad — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:31:43 EST

As MOmaha wrote, his nonsense is actually normal. ETTE = End, Tackle, Tackle, End (Where is the center?) SS = Strong Safety, Sean Taylor CB = Corner Back, Carlos Rogers

Sean T. Conrad

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Scott Senay — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:18:04 EST

Almost positive it was ETTE.

Scott Senay

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twoeightnine — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:58:41 EST

MS & Elle... Is he telling us that he relaxes by reading women's magazines? Or is it a shout out to the last firewomen to practice in his basement, Ms. Elle?

twoeightnine

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Cozmo — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:52:23 EST

Thanks for the breakdown, Will. It's almost like he didn't hit his stride until he got off the script and started improving - much like Bill Murray.

Cozmo

Coach Janky Spanky: Cliffs Notes Version

MOmaha — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:52:03 EST

The ears were my favorite. He knows the details are the important part. I think he wrote ETTE for end tackle tackle end.

MOmaha