NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost - Deadspin Comments

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

CliffX — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 14:09:23 EST

I would.

CliffX

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

JerseyCubbies — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:59:32 EST

uh, how did you know about the sock thing? I am so embarrassed...

JerseyCubbies

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Make Every Miles Davis Count — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:43:52 EST

The conversation I had w/ roomates while watching Ice Skating: ME: "Last night it was all vag, the girl who showed more to the judges seemed to always win." E: "These are probably the hardest girls to please in the world, too. Now they're 'Olympic Skaters' and will bust that out all the time." D: "I can't wait to watch the women's curling tommorow, all of those girls were cute! I can see me and her hanging out on the ice, drinking a beer, and you know, curling."

Make Every Miles Davis Count

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

The Universal Cynic — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:30:53 EST

Is this photo before or after the retouching took place? Damn, it's disturbing. Could the photographer have found a more unnatural pose (and clothing) to put her in? Everyone does their ballet warmups in a couture skirt! It's So Cal's latest craze! Why didn't they just have her dress up in a plush giraffe suit and do one of those buggered-up yoga poses that Madonna's so fond of? That might've turned ME on.

The Universal Cynic

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Special K — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 21:33:35 EST

where's fred smoot with a good joke when u need it? im sure they have viking ships in italy too.

Special K

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Yankees Chick — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:02:29 EST

Is it just me or does she apparently have no ribs on her left side? The right ones are fully visible, but the rest of her stomach is just a cave. she could kick my ass, though....those legs are like tree trunks!

Yankees Chick

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

spinachdip — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 19:08:04 EST

Hey, it's not child porn, it's child erotica. The difference is in the soft lighting. Begs the question though - if you're lusting after an of-age girl who looks not-even-barely legal, are you a dirty old man? Is that worse than, say, lusting after a non-of-age girl who looks legal? Ah crap, FBI's going to be busting down my door in 20 minutes, aren't they?

spinachdip

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Nick Kramer — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 18:45:46 EST

She may be 21, but she looks so young R. Kelly just pissed all over his computer screen.

Nick Kramer

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Andy Lurie — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:56:03 EST

Child porn? Yeah, sure, if you're talking about emaciated children. She doesn't look like a child, she just looks hungry. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against her because of how she looks (I prefer a bit to grab on w/ my women), but, the only thing "childish" about her is the fact that she probably can still wear the clothes she wore in 3rd grade. And THAT'S hot. (Cue rimshot, please.)

Andy Lurie

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

j.blo — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:55:28 EST

Those abs are Jesus-like.

j.blo

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Ascender — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:55:13 EST

I agree with SlickBomb. I'm all about the fit ladies (Tanith Belben, call me!). But being able to crack walnuts on those abs...or sharpen knives, not that sexy!

Ascender

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Keith Talent — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:50:08 EST

She's born in '84, so you can quit accessing the site via an anonymiser.

Keith Talent

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

SlickBomb — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:39:18 EST

What a hottie, but her abs are just a little too fit, if you ask me. You gotta love the way she can bend.

SlickBomb

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Rusty — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:37:58 EST

She's over 18 and she's the most flexible woman in the Olympics. If I were an NBC sponsor, I would be expecting, no, DEMANDING pervy photos of Cohen. This is ratings gold.

Rusty

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

secho — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:33:47 EST

Sasha Cohen is actually 21 years old. So NBC selling her sex appeal is completely warranted in this case.

secho

NBC Resorts to Child Porn for Olympics Ratings Boost

Captain Caveman — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:27:18 EST

I know that I can sometimes be too subtle, but her stomach gives me a boner, if you catch my drift.

Captain Caveman